Current Event Rap: April 19, 2009?

Question

I'm trying to get something started where all the regs just type up a few bars, freestyling on a current event. This is the second week i'm doing it, so here's the rules in case you didn't see last week. It doesn't have to be an amazing rap, it could just be 4 bars. Hopefully a lot of people will respond to this, so we can see some good raps on this site. It will also help to bash the stereotype that rappers are ignorant and they only rap about money and guns. The topics of the day are:

1. Chris Brown starts dating after Rihanna incident.(http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1609167/20090414/brown__chris__18_.jhtml)

2. Hugo Chavez and President Obama's Confrontation (http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=7371467)

3. Baseball player gets fined for doing charity work (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Nationals-bench-Dukes-after-Little-League-relate?urn=mlb,157410)

You can rap about 1, 2, or all 3 of these topics if you are feeling creative. Also, if there is another current event that you would like to rap about, feel free to. Don't forget to STAR.

Answer 1

Theres so much happening today god damn,

anyone see the news of bombs dropped in pakistan,

Or the basque terrorist arrested in france,

and did you catch the F.A. Cup semi by any chance,

I'm updating you like CNN

with these lyrics from the tip of my pen,

everyday new disasters same sh*t all over again,

Will we ever see good news if so, When?

All I see is two dead in a car crash in Australia,

or people losing jobs less cash the world over,

the car in question swerved and rolled over,

two young lives are now over,

Make this song cry like J HOVA,

Vettel won the grand prix in China,

proved his mettle Webber and Button finished right behind ya,

Everton beat Man U

too all their fans F*ck you,

Lost on penalties Howard saved two,

and now to the Final the blues are through,

Now Chris Brown is back dating?

the dude who gave rihanna a beating,

hopefully that sh*t he won't be repeating,

could list more but don't want to bore,

I given you news and a football score,

you should have heard the wembley crowd roar,



Edit: @ Talib, lol sorry about that.

Answer 2

Seems like Brown and Rhianna caught a drama it was intense

Paused for a second like a comma but had to finish the sentence

Relationship back on track, did he even get a sentence

In court of any sort I was sure they still had some business

To settle on the dispute of the abusive case

Law suit but i really don't know the truths of late

So what's he's fate, is it dropped, house arrest, bail

Community service is he sorry or just going to hell

Or is it all at this point to tall to tell

Maybe we should all just sit back light a L and inhale

What's your position you think he was right or was he wrong

What's your intuition what kind of vision did you have all along

I'm not my self weighing in, I have no opinion

But I will say that damn Brown needs to go to prison

Answer 3

Chris Brown and rihanna? Now you gotta be kiddin bitches like that don't make through the cell door or make it alive out of prison,and I don't support or show no love to woman beaters just grip the grip of glock nine milimeters,drama between wolrd leaders globalization was written and is religiously scriptured the prophecys are unfolding that makaveli the prophet predicted,the rap game is infected whack rappers sucking out the pocket of fans like insects it's all business no lyrics these days the game is illuminati infested,mainstream thats where these weak rhymers nested soldiers on the block everyday is where were deployed and tested,obama talking I got guns the size of hugo $200 dollars can get me a choppa thats yugo,real mc's in these days are seldom if your hatin I'll introduce your dome to the 9mm parabellum

Answer 4

Rihanna got back with Chris Brown, Boy that's stupid.

Especially since the illusion wasn't them contusions.

She should see beyond like Nostradamus or Rasputin.

He'll be hittin' on her forever, & she'll forever be loosin'.



off the top?

i guess.



(watchin Love-O-Ray J. Danger is a crazy broad)

Answer 5

I saw in the news Brown's back to going Strong Arm Steady

Can't wait for his birthday Rihanna's face a pinata wait for confetti

Speaking of pimp hands look at my boy Barack laying down the law

Bush is to Obama as your mom is to Jessica Alba



@Thug life I'm watching the F1 race right now you just ruined it for me, jk, nice to see F1 in a rap though.



Edit: I do not support domestic abuse and I don't see why she got back with him. I do however support Barack Obama.

Answer 6

there is this ***** named Chris

And he cant deny this

He killed it on kiss kiss

but he cant compete with this diss

hey Rihanna pass me your umbrella

cus chris Brown is one messed up fella

ella eh, if you wanna have a nice day

Im warning you, to stay far away

Now Dump the *****, and make him pay

Answer 7

"Who am I? The Arab-Lebanese,

Slappin' ya'll, like I'm Chris Breez,

Feel my camel breeze, order Rihanna around,

Like she workin' at Wendy's"



Ya buddy!

Jad

Answer 8

Ill post one when i think of smething, i can't now

Answer 9

https://answersrip.com/question/index?qid=20090419105304AAoi8sy

Here's my rap on that link.



The instrumental i used

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=742s-DXQGPc

Answer 10

the first link doesnt work, nexx