What lines made you go WTF when you heard them?

Question

For me it was Canibus from Second round KO:

"Well lemme tell you somethin, you might have more cash then me
But you aint got the skillz to eat a n!gga's a*s like me"

Answer 1

"Went from sitting in the cell to sitting on a jet, from shitting in the cell to shitting on a jet."

- Birdman, Pop Bottles



Yup, we got the picture. You don't have to tell everyone about the next place you're shitting. Why even talk about this?



Filed under: No class/Not our business



D'Elia: ...I went from sleeping in a cell to sleeping in a jet. I went from coughing in a cell to coughing on a jet. I went from talking to someone in a cell to talking to someone on a jet. I went from thinking about things in a cell to thinking about things in a jet.



Filed under: Dr. Seuss



I always remembered it, just because of how stupid it is..........



ALSO..............



"Smack the ***** in the face, take her Gucci bag and the North Face off her back, jab her if she act funny."

- Notrious B.I.G., Dead Wrong



I mean, the first three things in a row are soooooooooo shitty. The fourth thing is the kicker on the whole thing and makes this the winner for all-time shittiness.

Filed under: Worst valentine ever/Overboard rude



I always thought to myself: "damn, this dude has some problems lol"

http://www.snacksandshit.com/

Answer 2

Every time I speak my mind I'm lyrically critical

The pinnacle of being revolutionarily pivotal

Beyond anything ever studied thats metaphysical

Man **** a minority, I'm not politically minimal

But obviously terminologies that are statistical

Are manufactured to be unequivocally subliminal

Transmitted by monopolized media visuals

So I riddle hypocritically pitiful criminals

Habitually utilizing typical rituals

With false pretense in attempts to be spiritual

TO individuals who believe in biblical miracles

Instead of themselves, because they're not thinking original

And the color of their skin makes them feel invisible

Like microscopic miscarriages lynched wit the umbilical

Only a ****** imbecile would think their uncorrectable

Cause your susceptible to becoming more than a spectacle

Remember that your flesh your blood and you body are dissectable

Ill beat you until your vegetable

And wake up in a hospital covered in poisonous chemicals

In a fetal position wit your face sewn to your testicles

Thinkin that you were kidnapped by extraterrestrials

You got heart? I'm the blood that pumps in your ventricles

Technique, I'm like ya soul *****.. indispensable

Wit no respect for those that cower at the hour of revolution

Cause the government owes my people restitution

Instead of sedatives like cocaine and prostitution

Conclusion is that you'll have to violently silence me

Cause I raid the airwaves of cutthroat piracy

In school my teachers blinded me

But now I can see

I'm mentally and revolutionarily free

Broadening Horizons about what my people could be

If we wasn't set up to get shot locked or OD

You see families bleed because of corporate greed

And monopolizing weed is virtually impossible

So it wont be legalized and thats another obstacle

But I'm still rollin up pocket fulls of tropical

The governments involved directly so its unstoppable

Like a nuclear rocket full of biochemical toxins that invade the ecological

Improbable that the average intellect could understand

So I encrypted this into hip hop thats in high demand

and spread it through the ghetto of every city like contraband

Stomp a man of any complexion with a devilish nature

Cause I'm tryin to save the earth, but your just next in line to rape her

Answer 3

This song is the weirdest...



Loser - Beck



In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie

With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables

Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral

Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control

Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d

Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat

Someone came sayin’ I’m insane to complain

About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

Don’t believe everything that you breathe

You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

So shave your face with some mace in the dark

Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park



Yo. cut it.



Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?



(double barrel buckshot)

Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?



Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare

Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber

’cuz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag

One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag

With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job

The daytime crap of the folksinger club

He hung himself with a guitar string

A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing

You can’t write if you can’t relate

Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate

And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite

who's chokin’ on the splinters



Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

(get crazy with the cheese whiz)

Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

(drive-by body-pierce)

(yo bring it on down)

Soooooyy....



?em llik uoy t'nod yhw os ,ybab resol a m'I rodedreP nu yos

[It's the Chorus backwards]



(I’m a driver, I’m a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)



Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

(I can’t believe you)

Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

(Nlehh...)

Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

(Sprechen Die Deutsch hier, Baby!)

Soy un perdedor

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

(know what I’m sayin’? )

Answer 4

I've been nice since n***as got killed over 8-ball jackets

and Reebok Pumps that didn't do s**t for the sneaker

I'm a heatseaker with features that'll reach through the speaker

and murder counter revolutionaries personally

break a thermometer and force feed his kids mercury

ANR's tried jerking me thinking they call shots

offered me a deal and a blanket full of small pox

your all getting shot, you little f****ng treacherous b****es

Answer 5

In a good way or bad way? I've heard lines so dope I was like WTF!! REWIND!!!! I heard this verse recently and I listened to it about 17 straight times. Yo, the illest MCs that die use my voice to speak now/ Give you a choice-either get beat up or beat down/ I'm comin to take over your block and your section/ Stoppin me is harder than rocks with erections/ Takin your riffs and breakin your ribs/ Sicker than cows eatin burgers and feedin bacon to pigs/ When I zone out, dudes couldn't see me on my worst day/ They get blown out sorta like candles on birthdays/ Y'all backwards like reading right to left/ Me I'm like a small casket, I'm tight to death/ And I cypher in streets, stay writin the beats/ You nicer than me? That's impossible like bitin your teeth/ Callin me out is a waste of beef/ Cut off your toes and feed em to you just so you can taste defeat/ We can keep it all beef or go hard in the street/ You must go down on your girl cus u r what u eat - Kenn Starr - DJ Flexx Freestyle I'm sure its better if you listen to it for the first time instead of reading it.

Answer 6

I want to kiss on your space below your navel

At the place that you keep neat, so moist, like a towelette



Enter Galactic (Love Connection Part 1)

Kid Cudi

Answer 7

She like that Jay ****, that's her favorite

If it's gon' get me the pussy I'ma play that ****

If she bite too hard, I'ma say that ****

But don't bite me *****, I don't play that ****

Marques Houston, I don't play that ****

By the time we got halfway through watchin "Ray" I hit

I laid it down beat it up, let her go clean it up

Take a five minute nap, wake up and eat it, what



The Game

Answer 8

"Im The Rapp Hannah Montana "

.. I Would Never Wanan Be The rapp Hannah Montana

Answer 9

In 'A Millie' when Lil Wayne says he's a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed.

Lil Waynes like a menstrual bleed?? Gross.

Answer 10

Canibus"Second Knock Out"



You better give me the respect that I deserve or i'ma take it by force,

Blast you with a 44colt make you somersault,Shock you with a couple volts of thunderbolts.

Answer 11

Haha yeah, I agree on the Canibus one. He's talking about "eating" like beating rappers in battles. But when I first heard it I did a double take.

Answer 12

Eminem-Cold Wind Blows-Recovery



I'll show you pussy footin, I'll kick a ***** in the ****

Til it makes her queef and sounds like a ******* whoopy cushion

Answer 13

Ashlee Simpson Pieces of Me



Errrrrrrr this song makes no sense. Her crappy warbling makes this worse, she pronounces pieces as 'pisses'

Answer 14

"they call me the kiss, light up and call me a *****

hold a glock, roll a dutch, and take all of the dick"-WWTTFF



artist: jadakiss song: HEAT ft styles p



"ay yo,yo

im not afraid to tell people my darkest gay thoughts

no homo"-



artist: friend of mine song:freestyle



"shut up slut your causin too much chaos

just bend over and take it like a slut, okay ma?!

oh now hes rapin his own mother

abusin a whore snortin coke

and we gave him the rollin stone cover?"-



artist-eminem ,song-kill you

Answer 15

"my gun revolve like the sun around the earth"



it went somethin like that. pretty sure by jay z

Answer 16

most of the stuff lil wayne says. one song i heard a while ago, he said "I walk light, so i dont piss the ground off." it made me giggle a little.

Answer 17

"her body shaped like a figure 8, she bout to get, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and i wont stop until she ***, and i just mop up wit my tongue"



Lil Wayne -Who the Hell is This Girl



"hey lil mama, its carter the boss and i dont like my d!ck sticky, so wipe off that lip gloss"



"p***y so wet it get stuck in her draws, then we f**k like retards, the p***y hot, she gotta stick a hockey puck in her draws"



"then its bye lil mama, now im all sick cause i done ate her ill na na"



" u want a family, then u can swallow 10 babies"



Lil Wayne -Hey Lil Mama



"yo negativity makes this easy, while yo girlfriend drinkin all my baby weezy"



Lil Wayne -I Done Did It



thats still my n!gga, but he got plenty more lines that made me go WTF!!!

Answer 18

Sorry to tell you I F*** your husband's brains out....





I no longer talk to the hooch, and I Divorced the A hoe

Answer 19

"Do the stanky lag, do the stanky leg, when I hit the dance floor I be do the stanky leg"

Everytime I hear this song I either turn the tv and the radio. I mean r u serious???

Answer 20

****** Wit Dis Click

Three 6 Mafia (Dj Paul's verse)





Im on a cross lucifer please cut me free (cut me free)

Ill draw your portrait if you pull these nails out my feet (nails out my feet)

My cross turns upside down

And finally Im loose

I flip the land and released the others who sinned, tha scarecrow and the juice

I look to the sky and all I could say was

Finally its on again

No lord could stop us now

Cause the demons reborn again

My praise

The first power found me

So I could never coward out

A mind for murder but the barrel couldnt tell you half about this antichrist

Look into my eyes tell me what you see

The demonic man about scarecrowism

Saints can you feel me

I try for years and years

Sinkin this one day of depression

Stormy weather and church bells

Ringin to the election of a new-follower

Follow me into the trees

Watch me rob adam

And watch me rape eve

In this eve of destruction

Most will probably wonder

Will dj paul, the triple six click

And hell takethem under



I was like wtf!?

Answer 21

I watch my back when I'm walkin, I watch my mouth when I'm talking. My glock ****** when I'm crawling."

Answer 22

EMINEM, COLD WIND BLOWS



LIKE ELTON JOHN, CAUSE IM JUST A MEAN COCK SUCKER





I THOUGHT HE LIKED THE GAY MAN

Answer 23

Lil Wayne "I love that fancy underwear"



What a weird line from his lame song "Prom Queen".



He says it like a pedophile choking on diet orange soda through a straw.

Answer 24

Most retarded lyrics ever:

Affirmative action by Foxy Brown

"Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream. Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen"



That just set all rappers back 50 years.

Answer 25

most of the wierd quotes come from lil wayne!

Answer 26

I be placin snitches inside lakes and ditches

And if I catch AIDS, then I'ma start rapin b******-Big L All Black

Answer 27

"Your mother's git a penis"



=Goldie lookin' Chain

Answer 28

When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer or his friends will hear you.

Answer 29

ALL THE LYRICS OF BRITNEY SPEARS SONG "3" UGH.

Answer 30

im gonna pour kool aid on you real slow and kiss it all off b4 it hits the floor

Answer 31

From Lil Wayne "Nothin on Me"



[Lil Wayne:]

Get you 3-4 get you like da number after 1 I'm a get me 2

It's weezy f u now u gotta hava babayy

My money don't fold nor bends

Mercedes maybach, grey black

And I gota 4-4 and a k like 8-stacks

**** yo city yo town I state facts, take dat

No, better yet like diddy take dat

Wait rats I hate rats

I clean dem out like ajax

Got paper like A fax machine

Ansanin

Damn I mean assanon

Dappa don

After thine dere will be non

Damn I mean dere will be nun

I will be one

Of dat greatest things u ever felt you ever seen

Or heard carter-d havard ya'll scared

Not me

Not I

Call me young popeye

Tell bruno I'm a nuno

I'll bring ral to your funrol

Damn I mean funeral funerol

You say tomato I say tamata

U say get em I say got em

Yea I got em

Man u better keep payin me cause u don't want my problems

I be wildin like capital one... what is in your wallet

You fly

But what is it to pilot

Weezy I'm at the top foot up in your bottom

Damn I mean foot up in your ***

I kick dat xxxx I gon put it in da trash

Answer 32

Listen to some of eminem's songs in his first few albums, there are a enough wtf moments in there for the whole damn continent.

Answer 33

Lil Wayne -All these other ni***s p****y like dry sperm (Wtf...) lol this was in the song Can't stop Won't Stop by Young Money (Lil Wayne and Nicki minaj)

Answer 34

"WAKA WAKA" that Shakira trick lost her mind..



she was impersonating a muppet baby in the World Cup 2010 theme song



Reminded me of Kermit & Fozzie like WTF???

Answer 35

She she lick me

Like a lollipop

She she lick me

Like a lollipop

She she lick

Like a lollipop

She lick

Me



Lollipop Lil Wayne

Answer 36

2nd verse from Eminem's As the world turns



look up the lyrics. youll be glad you did



i sat back and just was like what the hell



that nipple part really got me HAHAHAH



edit:



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Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park *****

I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"

I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza

But I'm broke as **** and I don't get paid till the first of next month

But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt

But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers

Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist

So gimme all your money

And don't try nothin funny

Cuz you know your stinkin *** is too fat to try to outrun me

I went to grab my gun

Thats when her *** put it on me

Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry

I fell through the glass doors

Started causin a scene

Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine

Jumped up with a broken back

Thank god I was smokin crack all day

And doped up off coke and smack

All I wanted to do was rape the ***** and snatch her purse

Now I wanna kill her

But so I gotta catch her first

Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut

Saw the house she ran up in

And shot her ****** porch up

Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut

Looked around the room

Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut

I know you're in there *****! I got my gun ******!

You might as well come out now

She said "Come in, its unlocked!"

I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne

And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn

She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"

I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it

She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her

I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her

I started to beg "No, please let go"

But she swallowed my ****** leg whole like an egg roll

With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled

I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple

Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick

Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!

Whipped that **** out, and aint no doubt about it

It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage

I shouted "Now *****, lets see who gets the best!"

Stuffed that **** in crooked and ****** that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)

Come here *****!

Come here!

Take this motherfuckin dick!

*****, come here!

Answer 37

"girlll when im done wit chu u gona get DAH DICK!"

Answer 38

"my beat so hard its like stepping on leprechaun ****(poop) "



boom boom pow



black eyed peas

Answer 39

listen to almost any Eminem or ICP song.... you'll love it and then drop your jaw !! :)

Answer 40

in the movie hot rod when kevin says"may your hammer be mighty"

Answer 41

"Zip your lips like a padlock" - KE$HA



... padlocks don't zip ...

Answer 42

"You wanna know why my heads so numb?,cause my grandmother su*ked my Di*k and i didnt cumm"



that issh was disgusting

Answer 43

"I'll resurrect your aborted baby, and kill it again."

Immortal Technique - Creation and Destruction

Answer 44

"i got a bill in my mouth like im hilary rodem"..





sum dude from the st.lunatics

Answer 45

boo

Answer 46

Poop scoop in the doop shoop.

Answer 47

"i'm a goon like GO ON"



-lil wayne

Answer 48

when lil wayne sed he leaves **** stains everywhere he sits in one of his raps, i 4get which one but i was like wtf O.o?

Answer 49

where do you get off?

Answer 50

"Suck my d1ck with Red Lipstick and don't let it smear"- Lil Wayne (Let The Build)

Answer 51

Ying Yang Twins-Whisper song



Ay *****! wait til you see my dick

Wait til you see my dick

Ay *****! wait til you see my dick

Imma beat dat pussy up





i hate that song but i heard it because the teacher let people play their music

Answer 52

"...oh it was Bill murray, oh wait. no hes black"

Answer 53

some1 used mine b4 already

Answer 54

Ill eat you D**K!

Answer 55

Tupac says in his song World Wide Mob Figgaz

" world wide mob figga let me see a ****a nuts hang"

like wtf Lol

Answer 56

good luck

Answer 57

In Lil Wayne - a millie he says " Im a venereal desease like a menstrual bleed," WTF lol

Answer 58

yyyoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu!!! wa me wa me wa me superman that hoe.



that line is super lame.

Answer 59

teehee

Answer 60

same actually ♥☺

Answer 61

"You Looked So Good I Sucked On Yo Daddy's Dick"









That line was really gay.

Answer 62

porn muisic WTF?!?!?!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDkJ01a_prY

Answer 63

po po po po po po po po poker face



Wtf?

Answer 64

all rap i cant uder stand what their saying.