What are the 50 ways to kill your lover?

Question

I seem to recall only four:

1) Stab 'em in the back, Jack.
2) Run 'em over with a bus, Gus.
3) Throw 'em off a tree, Lee.
4) Hit 'em with a pan, Stan.

What am I missing? Can you please explain?

Answer 1

LOL I think the song says there MUST be 50 ways to kill your lover.



You just slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

You don't need to be coy, Roy

Just get yourself free

Hop on the bus, Gus

You don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, Lee

And get yourself free

Answer 2

Shoot em in the heart Art

Drown em in the sink Link

Cut off their head Ned

Poison their cookie Rookie

Answer 3

I recall "50 ways to leave your lover", not this;

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/p/paul_simon/50_ways_to_leave_your_lover.html

Answer 4

Choke her with your toy, Roy.

Answer 5

So this is about killing women?

Answer 6

Hmmm... this got me to thinking about two songs, one older, one newer.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQn2ADZE1A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMMTx2VIub4