Rap & Hip Hop-Rap Battle: Chaos Theory vs. Morbid Thought?

Question

Chaos Theory:
Leave this Indian Missing Teeth, got a Brother Ali sound
this is Custer's last stand except the other way around
wearing my crown will crush you, leaving your spine ruptured
Chris Angel meets Inception, call me mind ******
your a poetic heratic, who makes queer love
you'se a bisexual, like shakespeare was
stop crying about your hoe problems like "she's a damn *****"
your whipped, get off of yahoo and make her a sandwich
You can't produce or rap, whats this act you running with
thought he could be Large P from Queen's by putting drag in front of it
10 bars, this ***** lost already
get pissed on like your Trapped In The Closet with R. Kelly
you ain't the dopest on Y!A, heres the word
i stick my dick in your ear cannal and **** what you heard
remember you must die, rigor mortis stiff, frozen
stay down human punching bag, i KOed Joe Grim

Morbid Thought:
Fo(u)r years, I’ve been quadratically burning seconds
I have everyone scared of nothing like an urban legend
This cat hasn’t said nothing, I’m talking like Garfield
Scared of burning, but now you’re walking on bar grills
You’ve softened your rhymes, you need some new focus space
Never got a girl, while I have Ladies going Gaga over my Pokerface
All your loves have been Bad Romances. Now stop, see the green earth
You say you’re off the Hook, I’m off the Receiver
Your bars look like you lipo’d fat chicks, this is psycho action
In death, you’ll be forgotten like Britney Murphy after Michael Jackson
You know I’m the best its true, I’ll split your head in two
You’re just a horny nerd, getting turned on by the naked truth
Yes, you’re a rapper, but you spit noise… I spit sound
I’ll deck you b*tch without any cards… like Chris Brown
I’ll slice you like beef in culinary arts, I’m one you find in the dark
I’ll leave you crying and bleeding like a woman’s time of the month

Answer 1

I'm going to judge this battle as if it were live and I have to go with Morbid. The punchlines would help you maintain crowd control more than Chaos.





Still this was an excellent battle. Just as good as the one you and I had.

Answer 2

Both of you guys did mad good. But the whole jim crow line, was distasteful, and just went a little to far. Morbid drew me into his verse real quick with the first few lines. then when I read this one :" I’m watching you crying your eyes out at this took tissue You have to join the Klan just to have a hood with you" I was sold. Good stuff from both of you guys, but I think Morbid took this one.

Answer 3

Morbid, but honestly this battle was weak.



Chaos, how does Criss Angel + Inception = Mind f*cker? I get the mindfreak part, but what does Inception have to do with f*cking?

"you'se a bisexual, like shakespeare was"? smh. seriously? Yeah, the crowd's gonna go crazy after that one.

and that f*ck what you heard line's been bitten so many times it can't possibly have been an accident that you put it in there. At least reference it or something.



Morbid, those first 4 lines were terrible. "talking like Garfield"? So corny.

I'm missing the point on these lines:

"You say you’re off the Hook, I’m off the Receiver

Your bars look like you lipo’d fat chicks"

and "find in the dark" rhyming with "time of the month" is a serious stretch.

Answer 4

Morbid thought hands down. He's similar to my favorite emcee of all time, Immortal Technique but technique is a bit more raw with his lyrics.

Answer 5

I liked Chaos



But i choose Morbid

Answer 6

Morbid

Answer 7

Morbid.



Both have some corny lines, but Morbids was best overall. He's more direct, didn't try to get too fancy with over the top punchlines, and he actually took some personal shots.



"You’re just a horny nerd, getting turned on by the naked truth"



^ ethered

Answer 8

Chaos Theory.

Answer 9

"you ain't the dopest on Y!A, heres the word

i stick my dick in your ear cannal and **** what you heard"



Did he take this from Rakim in I'll Buss 'Em U Punish 'Em? Rakim said at the end "And stick my d*ck in your ear, and f*ck what you heard. Or it might have been unintentional.



Anyway, Morbid.

Answer 10

I vote Chaos

Answer 11

Morbid



"I'll deck you b*tch without any cards...like Chris Brown" lol

Answer 12

Ma n*gga morbid

Answer 13

Morbid FTW!

Answer 14

I think nexx is still feeling salty about getting sonned.

Answer 15

MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRBBBIIIIDDD wins....also now that I have your attention Im calling out Chaos, I want to battle you..e-mail me if your not scared....

Answer 16

morbid

Answer 17

yo sun u killed it!

Never got a girl, while I have Ladies going Gaga over my Pokerface - LOL shyt was tight.